When I’m Dead and Buried

up at the summit, I want my tombstone to read:

Marica Caroline Bernstein
December 4, 1958 – xxber X, 2xxx
Loving wife and mother who loaded the dishwasher time & time again

I want those italics in there.

People: It ain’t all that hard! You can do it, too! 

Miss M even made a magnetic sign to guide you.

I am trying to salvage Daughter C’s portfolio.

from the flooded closet
And would very much appreciate folks rinsing and then putting their dirty dishes in the dish washer.

Thank you!