“Mom? Where’s that deer skull?”
|“Ummm… . In that chest in the foyer.” Right side. Top shelf.|
Because, like, doesn’t everyone have a deer skull in a chest in the foyer?
The steer mandible is in the garage near the Area 51 rock. The goat skull is on top of one set of encyclopedias– I think the stack that is weighing down some pressed four-leaf clovers. Those little bottles of model car paint with their cute teeny tiny little brushes are in the right hand drawer of that crappy old white metal kitchen cupboard under the air conditioner in the workshop. And the vintage mint-in-box Scarlet O’Hara Barbie is in the store room on the top shelf, one section over from the left.
And the truck keys are… . … . … ?