It just takes some common sense.
First, you stuff the turkey with oranges and onions and then you put it a turkey cooking bag. And you fire up the oven to 375 and you hang around eating apps for 3 or 4 hours and then the turkey is done.
This is a rebuttal to Instapundit who thinks cooking turkey is a big deal.
Everybody can cook a Turkey.
It’s no big deal.
That said, not everybody can do apps