There are two Americas, one of which is better than the other. And it’s instructive who’s sticking up for the worse America.

Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/phil-robertson-duck-dynasty-two-americas-2013-12#ixzz2p2fJIEv0

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Josh Barro
Josh Barro is the Politics Editor for Business Insider. Previously, he was a blogger for Bloomberg View, a Senior Fellow at the Manhattan Institute for Policy Research, and a commercial real estate banker at Wells Fargo.

Josh was profiled in the June 2013 issue of The Atlantic as “The Loneliest Republican.” He was named to Forbes’ 30 Under 30: Media list in 2012 and to TIME’s 140 Best Twitter Feeds of 2013.

He holds a bachelor’s degree in psychology from Harvard College.

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Dear Joshy–

I reject your premise. There are not two Americas. I’m sick and tired of hearing this crap– this crap where you and coddled under 30-something folks like you claim to have an hold on America and her history and culture that’s on par with the one I have. There is one America. You just happen to live in it and apparently your little psychology degree from Haaaavard didn’t require that you learn much, if anything, about it.

You’re right about one thing. The Duck Dynasty thing was instructive.To whit, you don’t know jack shit about anything you’re writing about. Come to think of it, you probably don’t know jack shit about much of anything at all.You’re welcome to prove me wrong. I need some fire wood. The chain saws and ax are in the workshop.

Now, Joshy, you go brush your teefers and get your jammies on and I’ll fix you a nice hot cup of cocoa and you can snuggle by the fire with the dogs- one of whom is a vicious pit bull!– while I teach you a little bit about America and Americans.

Sincerely,

Marica

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I’ve really had it with these sanctimonious jerks. I’m going to Texas.