Things are spinning out of control this fine February morning.

I misplaced the eggplant seeds (why would I have put eggplant in the drawer with okra?) and consequently didn’t plant any eggplant. I have six– count them! 6!!– sets of children’s encyclopedias and the one set I want to look at is missing Vol. 2 B as in “Bacon.” And then there’s Missy & her antics.