I’m bored

which is quite impossible. Right?

No curious sane person could be bored in this environment. It’s MARCH MADNESS!

I have *literally* thousands of books at hand.

I have the World Wide Web– and thus the whole entire world– right here in front of me.

Wait! What?

Oh never mind. I thought something exciting was about to happen but there are still four minutes left– that would be four basketball minutes– in the contest between BYU and That School Up North.

Tomorrow we have to ferret out a discrepancy in the two editions of Anniversaries and Holidays. That should be exciting!