Hokey Pokey

“Oh, Marica. I don’t know how you do it, bless your heart!”

“RUFF!!”

“Huh? What? How I do what, Missy?”

“Everything, Marica. Everything! The company, the garden, the painting of the rooms, the philosophy conferences, the well-researched blog posts, the beautiful tables, our wonderful runs in the pastures… .”

“Ruff!”

“You know, y’all, I gotta be honest with you. It’s pretty simple.”

“Ruff?”

“You put your right foot in, you pull your right foot out …”

“HOKEY POKEY??””

“RUUUFFFFF!!!!????”

“Yep. It’s just that simple.”

“You mean if we just shake it all about… ?”

“RUFF!!??”

“Yep. That’s what it’s all about.”

“Well I’ll be!”

“Ruff!”