“Hey, Missy! Hey Rocky! Do either of you speak ‘cat’?”

“Are you referring to Canine Aptitude Test Terminology, CATT? Because if so, yes I do. Indeed, I am fluent in CATT, having, as I do, a nearly perfect CAT score.”

“Ruff?”

“What?”

“You asked if I spoke ‘cat’ and I answered that indeed I do speak CATT. I don’t understand your confusion.”

“ruff??”

“I asked if either of you spoke ‘cat’.”

“And I answered that indeed I do speak CATT.”

“R.U.F.F.”

“Let’s start again, shall we? Do either of you speak feline?”

“Rufffff!!!!”

“Feline!???!!! You mean like cat??!!!!”

“rrrrrruuuuuuffffffffff!!!!!!”

“Can’t say as I do.”

“Ruff.”