Good morning!

This was the first thing I saw this morning:

$3,000,000 for a four-bedroom house. Three million dollars.

Are you people insane?

Why, in Starkville, Mississippi you can have a four-bedroom, two-bathroom MANOR for a mere $199,000.

Mr. Big Food, Daughter C, Miss M, and I have been in this gracious MANOR many times. It is a lovely home. Hardwood floors. Granite countertops. Walking distance to campus. Quiet street. Lovely property abutting MSU land. And…

it comes with its own TARDIS landing pad.

All of this for less than 1/15th the price of a home– without a TARDIS landing pad– in LA.