“I have a story!”

“Okay, hey, Missy.”

“Marica! I would like to tell a story. I’m sure I could do my story justice. I am well versed in the English Language. It would be a story about a little dog named Bebe and my friend Gilbert, and my dear Friend Rocky and me– I mean myself– and ”

“Missy…. .”

“Oh My! Can you imagine the story I could tell!!!!!!”

“ruff.”

“Well. Yes. I can. But I cannot imagine typing it into my computer.”

“Humm.”

RUFF!!

“My Dear Friend is correct in asking this! It is 2016!! Are there not dog language voice to human text translators?”

“RUFF!!!”

“I’m sure there are.”

“ruff.”

“But don’t bring them into my Farmhouse.”

RUFF.”