I’m not ready to go causation.

I’m not even ready to claim correlation.

But I’ll be damned if there isn’t a relationship between the length of the moderators’ eyelashes and the level of hockeypoo.

[INSERT BATTING EYELASHES]

Good Lord.

Surely, there is a re-run of even the most awful Big Bang on, isn’t there?

“ERR ON THE SIDE OF THE SAFTEY AND SECURITY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.”

Pence just said that.

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT AN ERROR??

So you go. You err on our side.

Thanks so much.

Peace & Love.

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I am not a Pence fan, but bless his heart, he is trying.

I am not a Pence fan. And Kaine is an idiot.

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We have planted grapes and blueberries. And we will be doing our part to control the deer population.

We here on the Farm will err on our side.