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is under appreciated. It’s quiet here on the Farm.

I am using my last drop of “unlimited” internet

to tell you that words don’t mean what they are supposed to mean. RE: “unlimited” What a joke.  

So I have a new piece of tech==nology

goof lorf=d. Lets see— let’s see if my no-ew piece of technology is capoe cape capable whew! Of of learning Smart humans are smarter than smart tecx   WWAIAT! What just happened? good lord.   So now i have to learn how to do swipe and === swippinga= snipping and keyboarding on one thing .

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So this is how this works.  

The other day,

which is to say the day before yesterday, I washed pillows. Not that I didn’t have anything better to do, but it just seemed like the thing to do. I will welcome the New Year with clean pillows. There’s a strategy to washing pillows. Run some HOT water & a little deterg & approx. 1/2-1

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So Mr. Big Food & I are fighting

about the 17th amendment.  


noun a layer of water in an ocean or certain lakes, where the temperature gradient is greater than that of the warmer layer above and the colder layer below. As definitions go, that one sucks. A thermocline (also known as the thermal layer or the metalimnion in lakes) is a thin but distinct layer in a large

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Yesterday my incapasitated self felt like I needed to take the dogs on a walk. It went fine until the dogs saw the mail man car. Stop! Unhun, Stop, I lost control. “Jordan,” I screamed, And the J-Man was on it. He wrangled them all in. It was a sight to behold.

A Country Mouse Story

So we’ve known that we had a mouse. And I was excited that the mouse poop was blue. That meant that the mouse was eating the blue mouse poison. I’d seen the mouse in Real Time– running behind things. The other day Mr. Big Food saw it too! Look! The mouse. It just so happened

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You put your left foot up, you put your left foot down

So I am incapacitated. Seated, my left leg goes up and down and all around. Standing, not so much. There has been some talk–among my family members– of going to see a doctor. Heh. I’ll give it a week.

Turkey is not a big deal.

It just takes some common sense. First, you stuff the turkey with oranges and onions and then you put it a turkey cooking bag. And you fire up the oven to 375 and you hang around eating apps for 3 or 4 hours and then the turkey is done. This is a rebuttal to Instapundit

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The Centerpiece, et cetera concerning the day before Thanksgiving

by Tony Took two days of research. He arrived at the conclusion that a Thanksgiving centerpiece was artfully presented dead plant material. At the end of the second day, when his research had come to fruition, I said to Kat, “I guess we forgot to tell him about Pinterest.” Just another chapter in The Book

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The Spirit!

Dear Reader– I know you’ve been following along. I know you know that I’m trying to revitalize the blog, beginning with Big Food. I put myself in charge of apps this Thanksgiving. Here’s what I’ve planned: — Salmon Ball — Hot Chipped Beef Dip Kat was correct. I have too much chipped beef. I’ll make supmpin

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Wild pig sausge

Hey, Don’t forget that I put 3 packages of wild pig sausage in the freezer in the Bunkhouse. Try it as burgers or lasagna or anything else you’d use ground beef for. Be sure to cook well. It is seasoned already. See you all Saturday. Thanks, Life sucks, don’t ya know. That’s from Chris. This

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On nights like these

we really miss Miss M and her appendage, ‘Phen. Family. Eating burgers. Where are Miss M & ‘Phen?

It did rain

and the power did go out. Transformer blew. Daughter C and Kat & Tony saw it. BUT WE WERE ON IT! So– back story is that Kat & Ton arrived in ATL back from the Far East and today rented a car to drive from ATL to Starkvegas. Caroline picked them up at Enterprise. Storm.

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