I like to think I am a good hostess

and I’m ALL Libertarian and ALL… but where’s our houseguest? And the person charged with getting our houseguest back out here on the Farm?

Hum. I’m sure they’ll figure it out.

UPDATE: Well. Note to drivers out there– as you approach a law enforcement officer’s vehicle with its lights flashing because the officer has pulled someone else over, please slow down and pull into the opposite lane or else you, too, will get pulled over.