I have watched 5+ seasons of The Sopranos.

I’ve been alive long enough to claim a senior discount on cheap coffee at McDonalds.

I know how Life Works.

Right now I am enjoying my pizza.


Mr. Big Food has gone fishing, meaning we can eat frozen pizza.

Meaning no disrespect, but I think we should try to get away with a lot of stuff.

That’s what my mom did.

Every time time Dad went out of town we had Swanson’s TV dinners. And they were delicious.