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Oh, man, word travels fast on the WAN

WAN: Wild Animal Network There’s a Chuck Will’s Widow calling! He’s desperate to find a mate. I’ve never seen Chuck’s Will’s Widow. But I hear him. He’s desperate to one-up his fellows by calling early.

News Travels Fast through the WAN

WAN: Wild Animal Network Earlier today in Punxsutawney (I can spell that without looking it up), Phil proclaimed that we would not have six more months of winter. And lo & behold, the news reached Mississippi by sunset! THE PEEPERS ARE PEEPING! Their offspring are destined to perish in the next wave of coldness— which

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