News Travels Fast through the WAN

WAN: Wild Animal Network

Earlier today in Punxsutawney (I can spell that without looking it up), Phil proclaimed that we would not have six more months of winter. And lo & behold, the news reached Mississippi by sunset!

THE PEEPERS ARE PEEPING!

Their offspring are destined to perish in the next wave of coldness— which will surely come— but I admire their rush to embrace the news out of Punxsutawney.