I laughed out loud.
I have a question and someone on the World Wide Web pointed me in the direction of Backwoods Solar. Poking around I discovered this map which aims to help you calculate how big your solar array needs to be. (Not the info I need but interesting.) Do a few calculations and in the end acknowledge that some regions have more days of sunshine than others so adjust by a factor. A factor of 100%.
By moving from Cincinnati to Mississippi some years ago, we almost doubled the amount of sunshine!