3rd-graders score above average on reading test
Christmas Parade set for Dec. 7
Fellowship Food Center invites everyone 60 and older to daily lunch
911 Calls: 10/28 8:55am goats in road; 10/30 5:25pm two semi trucks on Natchez trace; 11/2 1:55pm locked vehicle; 7:34pm fake money received; 8:29pm shots fired; 8:31pm three shots fired
High school marching band wins 2nd state championship
Barbecue business keep family busy
Library story time about ‘Fall Leaves’
Jail docket: Dumbasses doing dumbass stuff like not wearing seatbelts and having no insurance and texting while driving
 Should be “keeps”; I do not edit the newspaper and apparently the editor doesn’t either, though he is a nice guy.
 See ; Very little consistency in headline capitalization
 All in all there were six inches by four columns of 911 calls.
 Holy moly! The goats were on The Main 4-Lane Highway!
 You would think that if you had no insurance you would *not* call attention to yourself by doing dumbass stuff while driving, wouldn’t you? Yes you would, because you are not a dumbass.