As we approach the publication (finally, I hope) of Miss Missy’s School Book I: A Pack of Farm Dogs Starts a School, I thought it might be fun review how this project got started. I’d need to do more research than I have time for right now, but below is one of the earlier conversations
As part of the marketing strategy for my new book, Miss Missy’s School: A Pack of Farm Dogs Starts a School, I’d like to introduce– or in some cases, reacquaint– you to Missy and Rocky. I’ll be posting several short short stories about them, and a character called ‘Marica,’ outside the context of the book.
“Poppycock!” she said. Missy, a black lab, looked up from her desk and peered at Marica over the top of her reading glasses which were perched at the end of her long, dolichocephalic snout. “Marica! Please watch your language,” she said and winked. “But what’s gotten your knickers in a knot this fine morning?” “Listen
Art work by Daughter C “Hey, Missy? Do you have a minute?” Marica asked. “Sure, Marica. What can I help you with?” Missy looked up from an enormous pile of open books on her desk. “How’s your book doing?” “Well,” said Missy, “I’ve still quite a number of researches to do, especially with regard to
Yesterday Missy, Rocky, and I decided to stroll over to a new cut-in on the far side of the lake. Along the way we passed Molly the neighbor horse. She was curious, and so were the dogs, but none were so curious so as to create a situation. We turned left at the corner of
Thought we’d mosey down to the Hidden Pasture and take a peak at the Southwest Pasture. Passed this lovely wild rose just off the shortcut. The dogs naturally went in the direction we usually go. This time, we’re headed south. Up ahead is Copper Head Crossing, so named because Mr. Big Food once ran over
Don’t know why the video is so grainy but it doesn’t matter. It’s the audio I wanted to share. Potential for bad weather again early this weekend so I thought I’d take Missy & Rocky to the Hidden Pasture for a good run. Have a good one!
I let Missy out this morning and then kicked myself. Whatever bit of thawing the top layer of fine snow had done in the sunshine yesterday was cancelled and turned to a nice thick glassy layer of ice. She could barely walk. Held Rocky out on a leash and he just stood there on the
Photo details: 85mm zoom, iso 800, f 4.8, 1/400s I shot this using ‘auto’ and I like the way it turned out– sharp needles, moss a bit blurry. We’re walking down and up this little hill. Dogs are tuckered out. The straight line path is one mile. Dogs did not walk in a straight line.
If you’d prefer not to see Missy with a deer leg in her mouth, waiting patiently for me to let her in so she can run into her box and enjoy, please do NOT click on “read more.” But, if you enjoy occasional outings into rural Mississippi, please hit the tip jar.
Just beautiful out there today. Sixty-six degrees, wind about 7mph with a few gusts, clear sky. Couldn’t ask for a better day to take the dogs to the peninsula and snap a few photos. Hope your day is going well! And now, back to book cleaning. Maybe. We’ll see.
I have abandoned the idea of self-publishing Miss Missy’s School. Reasons. Considerations. Preferences. Reviews of really poor quality Amazon KDP physical paperbacks. This a a cropped image of Daughter C’s conception of the opening scene. That’s what ferociously howling wind looks like. It deserves better than poor paper quality. So does Bebe. Carry on!
Below is why I found the passage about the turkeys in Being a Boy so amusing. From Chapter Twelve of Miss Missy’s School (Bernstein, 2020, I hope). Edits, comments, criticisms all most welcome. Happily, Aubrey and Gilbert were welcomed into their little woodland friends’ homes. They took no fliers, as very few of the Bunnies,
Mr. Big Food was on sabbatical. I had just quit/gotten kicked out of the Ph.D. program. That’s the north fork of the Shenandoah River. The country vet she saw in Lurray prescribed glucosamine and a baby aspirin once a day. She was like a new dog for a few more years. Made it to The
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