Below is why I found the passage about the turkeys in Being a Boy so amusing. From Chapter Twelve of Miss Missy’s School (Bernstein, 2020, I hope). Edits, comments, criticisms all most welcome. Happily, Aubrey and Gilbert were welcomed into their little woodland friends’ homes. They took no fliers, as very few of the Bunnies,
Mr. Big Food was on sabbatical. I had just quit/gotten kicked out of the Ph.D. program. That’s the north fork of the Shenandoah River. The country vet she saw in Lurray prescribed glucosamine and a baby aspirin once a day. She was like a new dog for a few more years. Made it to The
but it looks like Immanuel Kant is going to make a cameo appearance in Miss Missy’s School. Mr. Big Food and I were in the kitchen early this morning when Rocky stumbled in. Mr. Big Food said, “Hey Rocky, boy. Have you awakened from your dogmatic slumbers?” I thought that was funny and said I
What a glorious morning here at Farther Along Farm! Down right chilly outside– still only 65* at 10:30. The Hidden and Southwest Pastures were on Mr. Big Food’s cutting schedule so Rocky, Missy, and I followed him down there. We had a blast! I want to draw your attention to the left panel in the
It began in the 1940s, when “schools unbolted the desks and kids were no longer facing the teacher.” Instead children were divided into small groups and instructed to complete worksheets independently with occasional input from teachers. “That was also when our verbal test scores went down and the relative ranking of our elementary schools declined
Originally posted October 2015; we’d had a bit of a dry spell. I thought all y’all might enjoy a walk down to the Puddle– formerly known as the Pond– before it starts raining and the Puddle fills up again. These two photos were not taken from the same perspective but I think they’ll give you
We’ll see what happens with that tropical storm. I am not yet convinced too very much will happen– not just in these parts but in general for the Gulf Coast– but what do I know? We are probably in for some rain the next few days, so we drove up to the Summit of the
A follow-up to the four-part saga of Missy’s Epic Novel writing posts. Originally posted June 2019. Pt. 1: Missy Begins in the Middle; Pt. 2: Missy’s Epic Novel (so called); Pt. 3: “Have I missed something?”; Pt. 4: It’s Epic! “Marica?” Missy asked as she looked up at Marica who was having breakfast at her desk. “Yes, Missy?”
This is Pt. 4 of the story of Missy’s Epic Novel (so called). Originally published March 2019. Pt. 1: Missy Begins in the Middle; Pt. 2: Missy’s Epic Novel (so called); Pt. 3: “Have I missed something?” “Marica? Do you have a minute?” Missy asked as she closed the lid to her laptop. “Of course,
Originally posted January, 2019. This is part three in the story of Missy’s Epic Novel. Pt. 1: Missy begins in the Middle; Pt. 2: Missy’s Epic Novel (so called) “Marica?” Missy got up from her desk, laid down her reading glasses, stretched, and asked, “Do you have a minute?” “Sure, Missy! What’s on your mind
Reposted from December 2018. First part of the story of Missy’s Epic Novel here. More to come. “Hey, Missy! How’s your novel coming along?” Marica asked. “Sweepingly, Marica. Just sweepingly!” replied Missy looking up from the pile of notebooks, books, and devises on her desk. “Ruff?” Rocky questioned. “Um, Missy… don’t you mean ‘swimmingly’?” “Swimmingly!?!” Missy
Originally posted December 2018, with more to come. “Pardon me, Marica,” Missy began, “Do you have a moment?” “Why certainly, girl,” Marica replied, “What’s up?” “Ruff?” Rocky asked. “What are your thoughts on in me-dI-us rez?” “Ruff?!?” Rocky scoffed. “What?” “Me-dI-us rez. Surely you know that term, Marica,” Missy answered. “It’s a literary devise meaning
Quick preface. It has come to my attention that I am not a videographer. Or perhaps I do better with an actual video camera rather than a phone. There are problems and I will try my best to correct them next time we go on a walk. Meanwhile– I hope you enjoy the birds, at
“Marica?” Missy asked as she looked up at Marica who was having breakfast at her desk. “Yes, Missy?” “Why did my Dear Friend not accompany me on my morning constitutional?” “Ruff?” Rocky, too, was perplexed by the change in routine. Rocky does not like routine changes. “Well, Missy,” Marica replied, “You cannot exert yourself for
SueK sends along a link to several videos of Sheep Dog Trials. Sheep dog trials are contests between man/dog teams required to move a small group of sheep (usually 5 I think) around and through a specified course. The course usually consists of gates and barriers, and are set so that they aren’t straight, but
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