Category Archives: silliness

A short story with comments

So the Lady from Memphis came out this morning to measure. 1. Why does Home Depot in Oxford, Mississippi contract with a company in Memphis to measure? Doesn’t anyone in Oxford know how to measure? 2. Measure. You know what that means, don’t you? To paraphrase, Let’$ $ee if I can help you $pend $ome

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Things are spinning out of control this fine February morning.

I misplaced the eggplant seeds (why would I have put eggplant in the drawer with okra?) and consequently didn’t plant any eggplant. I have six– count them! 6!!– sets of children’s encyclopedias and the one set I want to look at is missing Vol. 2 B as in “Bacon.” And then there’s Missy & her antics.