As part of the marketing strategy for my new book, Miss Missy’s School: A Pack of Farm Dogs Starts a School, I’d like to introduce– or in some cases, reacquaint– you to Missy and Rocky. I’ll be posting several short short stories about them, and a character called ‘Marica,’ outside the context of the book.
but I thought since you’re coming along with me on my little self-publishing adventure, you’d get a kick out of this. Let’s hone in on this, and do a spot of research. Find out which best-selling authors you write like Now, taken at face value, this could be rephrased as, “Of whose work is yours
Daughter C & The J-Man’s gift to us. Tiger in his classic photograph pose turned into a pillow. Cutest thing ever! [This is not where it will live. I just thought it would make a nice background.]
I have abandoned the idea of self-publishing Miss Missy’s School. Reasons. Considerations. Preferences. Reviews of really poor quality Amazon KDP physical paperbacks. This a a cropped image of Daughter C’s conception of the opening scene. That’s what ferociously howling wind looks like. It deserves better than poor paper quality. So does Bebe. Carry on!
An actual semi-formatted page. Thoughts? I’m guessing after it sells one million copies and the plush animal sales take off I’ll be able to hire someone to do the formatting professionally. Meanwhile… . I went with 5.5″ x 8.5″ trim size + the extra for bleed which puts the page at 5.625″ x 8.75″ or
I sent that picture of the very odd kitchen from the previous post to Daughter C– the artist who makes her living as a professional kitchen and bath designer– and she replied, “oh god no.” Beautiful, isn’t it? Daughter C did that! She designed a bar around an old brick column/chimney associated with a stove.
Allegory “The function of allegory is not to hide but to reveal, and it is properly used only for that which cannot be said, or so well said, in literal speech. The inner life, and specially the life of love, religion, and spiritual adventure, has therefore always been the field of true allegory; for here
I was looking for something yesterday– and as it turns out it was right under my nose (would that The Essential Thomas Paine be found there, too)– and not only did I find something for which I wasn’t looking (looking for, whatever), I found this as well. Context: A couple of years ago I took
This is beyond cool. Some guy somewhere did the floor plans for a bunch of Television shows’ apartments and homes. I pulled a couple from this site. Here’s Pooh’s house from the artist’s site. Prints are for sale! Enjoy!
Lovely, isn’t it? Daughter C planted gladiolas in her garden several years ago. The kitchen window in the Apartment over looks the garden. She staggered the planting so they’ve been blooming for a few weeks now. All different colors, too. Always something to look at if you live in the Apartment! Or take a walk
Now we are using fresh oregano, but come this fall we’ll switch to dried. If I had to guess, I’d say that’s a 2-quart container. And that will be about half of what I’ll end up with. So a gallon of dried oregano. Mr. Big Food uses a lot of dried oregano. And OMG! The
Aren’t they lovely? Very attractive seed pods will form, dry up, fall to the ground, and– Voila!– next spring they’ll be back. Thanks to Daughter C who planted the original flower packet years ago!
… yesterday really put me in the mood to spend some time with my little home library. I am ashamed to say I have neglected my Preserving Western Culture One Crappy Old Book at a Time project in recent months. In fact, I’ve only added eighteen volumes to my library since last October. One, Beautiful
Another Shakespeare Day on The Farm repost coming up shortly but I wanted to set the scene and draw attention to the supporting cast first. The Stage was the occasion of the 400th year since Shakespeare’s death– 2016– and the nation-wide, traveling exhibition of several first folios. Here in Mississippi a first folio was at
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