I was thoroughly unhappy with my original idea for a gift from Tiger the Cat to Little Tommy. So I’m racking my brains and doing DDG searches, and this is the help I get. It goes without saying that neither Tiger nor Tommy smoke weed. But I laughed. Never ceases to amaze me what they
Here on the Farm, there’s always a crappy old book to help illuminate the dark recesses of my brain which used to not only know, but teach this stuff. Kat & I talked about this yesterday.
I sent that picture of the very odd kitchen from the previous post to Daughter C– the artist who makes her living as a professional kitchen and bath designer– and she replied, “oh god no.” Beautiful, isn’t it? Daughter C did that! She designed a bar around an old brick column/chimney associated with a stove.
I was looking for something yesterday– and as it turns out it was right under my nose (would that The Essential Thomas Paine be found there, too)– and not only did I find something for which I wasn’t looking (looking for, whatever), I found this as well. Context: A couple of years ago I took
Now we are using fresh oregano, but come this fall we’ll switch to dried. If I had to guess, I’d say that’s a 2-quart container. And that will be about half of what I’ll end up with. So a gallon of dried oregano. Mr. Big Food uses a lot of dried oregano. And OMG! The
Three weeks or so ago, when the MS NWS (Mississippi branch of the National Weather Service) alerted me to prepare for tornado season, I checked my preps. This is something I do twice a year. Being prepared for tornadoes, hurricanes, power outages, and zombies makes preparing to spend significant amounts of time isolated here on
Happy Day After Mother’s Day! A comment from SueK yesterday reminded me of something. We wished each other Happy Mother’s Day and she said, “Telephone time!” Kids were calling. Back in the crappy olden days when everyone had a landline, Mother’s Day was the busiest day of the year for calls. Sometimes when you tried
Hobbiton, New Zealand! From Kat & Tony’s Newsletter: To get to Hobbiton, you drive into farm country. Actually, most of New Zealand is farm country, but in this case you drive into places where it’s tough to get a cell signal. We arrived late the night before — late enough that we weren’t sure whether
Everywhere I go today there is doom & gloom. Lileks gives us a harangue about Jimmy Kimmel and civility. VanderLeun gives us a wonderful story about the Mountain of the Holy Cross only to tell us the cross is gone and so is shame. And now The Professor links to this: “What we’re witnessing is the
From Kat: Hi Mom! I don’t think this matters a ton but, the “fictional rodent” description isn’t quite accurate. Muad’Dib is a human character sort of like a Jedi or a magical Bedouin from the sci-fi book “Dune” and movie of the same name. The character’s original name is Paul Atreides, and he takes on
On August 16, 2016 Daughter C and I opened up the back doors of the tailgate trailer. It was quite a sight! About 10 pounds of s*^t in a five pound tin can that gets incredibly hot in the Mississippi afternoon sun. (There’s a roof vent but none of us can figure out how to
My apologies for not making clear that this is not a photograph of Campbell’s Cream of Tomato Soup. (There was a college football game on last night folks. I cannot be two places at one time any more than you can be!) Here’s the rest of the story. As you know, Kat is visiting the
I have put Daughter C in charge of Tailgate decorations. She’s thinking ahead to the October 29th homecoming game against Samford. October 29th. Halloween. She does not want to use the deer skull that belongs to Chris as a tailgate decoration because she worries that it would get broken– and it doesn’t belong to us.
The other day I wondered about the relative merits of a potato ricer vs. a masher: I asked Mr. Big Food which sized ricer grate he recommended and he said, “I’d mash them,” which I suppose you could. I do not know what the relative advantages of a ricer over a masher are. Perhaps someone—
Photograph by Kat Landreth at nerdyliving.com. I knew I had thought about gnocchi some time back but I just couldn’t remember the context. Here it is. Kat had a post a bit ago about some gluten-free gnocchi she’d found at her local HEB. Here is Kat’s recipe for Gluten Free Pressure Cooker Pot Roast with
The excitement over the weather, along with my desire to demonstrate that I was all over potential bad weather situations (which I am) sort of petered out when the bad weather did. That’s a good thing. It means we can continue to attend to the table(s). Here’s the situation. I’ve been reading that things are not
“Pardon me, Marica. But do you have the time to do me a solid?” “Sure. … What?!?” “Ruff?!?” “What?” “What are you talking about, Missy?” “I asked it you could find the time to do me a solid. It’s a yes or no question– and not really all that important in the grand scheme of
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