I think Mr. Big Food is at his best when he semi-improvises. We were to have a baked striped bass dish this evening. Unfortunately, this morning we unanimously concluded that the bass had seen better days. So he picked up a couple of “Product of U.S.A.” frozen salmon filets at the Hog. When we got home, he scanned through The Big Food Manual, and this is what he came up with. (The recipe calls for canned salmon. I don’t care for canned salmon.) He started a fire, grilled the filets, brought them inside to cool, picked the meat off the bone and proceeded with the recipe, which I will post.
Grilled Salmon Bake is good.
Creative Cooking Potatoes au Gratin
This was to accompany the baked striped bass dish. It did well next to the grilled salmon bake.
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Tomorrow, we roast the Sugar Pie Pumpkins in anticipation of making pie. There will be two pies. One will be traditional. One will be a pumpkin custard pie.
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I also need to pull the rest of the rutabagas this weekend.
I am working on a post titled, “The Lesson of Obedience.” The main inspiration comes from Book of Good Manners by Frederick H. Martens (1923). This will be another in a “series” of posts on manners and civility. Here are the previous posts:
Meanwhile, I ran across two examples of human misbehavior in my morning travels around the world wide web.
Tip of the hat to Kris at Shout First, Ask Questions Later— whose subtitle is “Politics and one mother with a keyboard. Because in front of every informed voter is a frightened politician”– for the first example. It is a video shot by the mother of two young boys who have thrown/are throwing a five pound bag of flour all around the living room.
Some questions come to mind. Why is she video taping this instead of disciplining them? Did she already have the camera or did she allow them to continue while she went to fetch it? When is she going to start stopping them? And why– why??– would she put this video on-line? This is the equivalent of me catching Rocky doing something unacceptable in the living room, taping him, and then uploading it. “Look! I can’t teach Rocky not to poop inside! Aren’t I cute? Oh no! Poop. What am I going to do?”
The second story takes us into a future where the two boys, above, have grown up* to become staffers for Mississippi Congressman Steve Palazzo. (H/t Majority in Mississippi) The boys and their fellows throw
a two-night party in Annapolis and tried to impersonate the Congressman after getting a call from local police.
Occupy the Condominium. From the Roll Call (at The Hill) account:
Neighbors say it became clear on that Friday night that the weekenders next door were looking for a good time.
A neighbor returned home around 9:30 p.m. Oct. 7 and discovered a “frat house” scene at the rental property, with people carousing outside.
The neighbor shrugged it off until about 11:15 p.m., at which point he stepped out on his deck and asked the revelers to settle down.
“Who the f— is that?!” one partygoer barked. The neighbor reiterated his plea for peace and quiet at 11:30 p.m. — with the caveat that the cops would be called as a last resort. That persuaded the party attendants to retreat inside, where they kept at it for at least an hour and a half.
The following morning, a young man who introduced himself as “Jason” went to the neighbor and “profusely” apologized for the disturbance. “He must have said sorry about 11 times,” the neighbor said.
As part of his mea culpa, the young man divulged that the occupants were all overzealous Hill staffers who had gotten a little crazy because their boss had never materialized.
“When we found out that he was not coming down with his family and kids, we decided to let our hair down,” Jason said, according to the neighbor.
The young man insisted to the neighbor that it would not happen again Saturday night.
When the good times resumed that evening — “There were bottles on the front stoop, bottles on the bumpers of the car … and a young man wandering around out front in his boxer shorts” — the neighbor gave the out-of-towners one more warning, at 11 p.m., before phoning the police.
Meanwhile, after being blindsided by noise complaints Friday night, the property manager called Donald on Saturday and demanded an explanation. Donald feigned ignorance, insisting that she, Palazzo and his family had been asleep at the house by 10 p.m.
When the property manager went Sunday morning to formally evict everyone, Donald said Palazzo had caught a flight that morning. Later, Donald’s story shifted again when she swore Palazzo and his family flew out Saturday to tend to his sick mother-in-law.
*I kid you not, two of the staffers have the same last name. Brothers?
The Ole Miss Alumni Association is exploring the idea…
…of establishing an “on campus” memorial to honor proud alumni and friends. Throughout our history, Ole Miss has touched many individuals and created a proud and vibrant extended community. And while our school has helped shape the lives of those in pursuit of knowledge, it’s the people themselves who have made Ole Miss truly special.
Inspired by the devotion of our alumni and friends, we are considering the establishment of a small, on-campus memorial garden that would feature a columbarium containing the cremated remains of interested individuals. This permanent memorial would honor those who hold our school so dear to their hearts and give them a special place on our campus. We envision a peaceful garden landscape, complete with strolling walkways and reflection benches. Space in the columbarium would be available for purchase in advance of an individual’s passing. [My emphasis]
It is so cool to be me. I am a judge in a Fall/Winter Soup Contest.Mr. Big Food tells me there will be a lot of entries.
I am excited. There’s talk of a greens & homemade sausage soup. I’ve had this before. It’s not bad.
Here is some more discussion about the soup’s fine qualities.
Here’s the recipe for our current favorite, the second entry.
SLOW COOKER POTATO CHEESE SOUP WITH WIENERS
makes 6 servings
6 c potatoes peeled and cubed 2.5 C chicken stock, preferably home made 1 medium onion chopped course 1/4 tsp pepper 6 ox. (1 1/2 c) shredded yellow cheese 1 large can (13 oz.0 evaporated milk 1 lb. wieners, fully cooked, each cut into thirds
In the slow cooker, combine potatoes, chicken stock, onions, and pepper, cover and cook on low heat for 9-11 hours. Mash potatoes slightly, increase heat to high, stir in cheese, evaporated milk and wieners, cover, and cook 30 minutes longer. Ladle into bowls to serve.
We each get a vote. (We are making up the rules to this contest as we go along.) The vote is 2-0 in favor of this potato soup. Not that we didn’t like the previous winner (having been the first contestant), Beer Cheese Broccoli Soup, but we both liked this better. (Recipe at second link.)
I’ll post photo and recipe tomorrow.
I liked the potato in this soup. It provided some texture that, in retrospect, I think was missing in the previous soup. I don’t mind a bit of grittiness in Fall soups. I like starches that are falling apart. The wieners are just a hoot.
This was Mr. Kant’s Farewell Supper.
I don’t think I’ve mentioned it here yet, but I like Mr. & Mrs. Kant’s kids. They are refreshing. They remind me that kids can still be kids.
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There aren’t as many leeks coming up as I had wished. I was hoping for one really smooth potato leek soup next Spring.
I pulled two loaves out of the oven about 15 minutes after Mr. Kant and Mr. Big Food walked through the doorway. Five minutes later I took the butter out of the fridge and cut three slices of bread. It is very good. It’s fairly dense– not as dense as a pumpernickel rye, but dense enough.
So we were pleased with the final product, but I had doubts from the beginning.
I’m starting to really dislike my camera.
Rather than stirring in six cups of whole wheat flour, I used the mixer and bread hook. By the time the whole wheat flour was mixed in, I doubted that I’d be able to incorporate the white flour. And I was correct.
I let the dough rise for an hour but it didn’t double in size. I doubted that 30 more minutes would make much of a difference. Again, I was correct.
I let the loaves rise for an hour and you can see where this is going.
So the loaves were small but good. They were also quite attractive.
A word about the recipe. Mr. Big Food includes “prefaces” in some recipes that he puts in The Big Food Manual and Survivalist Flourishing Guide. The preface for the bread recipe is the caption for this photo. Now it makes sense!
From The Creative Cooking Course, edited by Charlotte Turgeon (1982)
Recipes for bread and egg wash below the fold.
“… a loaf made with two strands of Basic Whole Wheat Bread and three strands of Basic White Bread [see instructions in this section for shaping stranded braids]. … baked in a smaller-than-standard loaf pan, is whole wheat bread with its top snipped with a pair of large kitchen scissors [see techniques for preparing homemade bread in this section].”—The Creative Cooking Course (1982)
CREATIVE COOKING BASIC WHOLE WHEAT BREAD
Makes 2 loaves
¼ C milk, scalded
¼ C (packed firm) brown sugar
1 Tbsp salt
1/3 C butter
1/3 C molasses
1 ½ C lukewarm water
2 packages yeast
6 C stone-ground whole wheat flour
1 ½ C flour
1 recipe Egg Wash (see recipe in this section)
Add brown sugar, salt, butter, and molasses to hot scalded milk, and stir until dissolved. Let stand until lukewarm. Pour water into a warm, large mixing bowl, sprinkle yeast over water, stir to dissolve, and pour in lukewarm milk mixture, stirring constantly. Stir in 4 C whole wheat flour 1 c at a time, mixing until smooth. Stir in remaining 2 C whole wheat flour. Sprinkle with part of regular flour, and turn out dough on surface floured with remaining regular flour. Knead in additional regular flour for about 10 minutes, or until dough is smooth and elastic. Place dough in a well-buttered bowl, turning dough to coat all surfaces, cover bowl with a towel, and let dough rise in a warm place for 1 hour or until doubled in bulk. Turn out dough on a lightly floured surface, divide into half, shape each half into a loaf, place in 2 well-greased 9×5 inch loaf pans, cover, and let rise in a warm place for about 1 hour or until doubled in bulk. Preheat oven to 400o. Bake loaves 10 minutes. Brush loaves with Egg Wash and bake 15 minutes longer.
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“Four classic glazes: Glazing is “the icing on the cake” for almost all foods. It entails simply the technique of adding flavor and a glossy coating to foods by brushing them with a liquid. It adds luster to the appearance of breads, pastry, lamb, veal, pork, poultry, vegetables and desserts.
… Finally, there’s Egg Wash—nothing more elaborate than egg white and salt. We like to use it for crisp tops on savory breads.”—The Creative Cooking Course (1982)
CREATIVE COOKING EGG WASH
1 egg white
1 tsp salt
Combine egg white and salt, and beat mixture with a fork until foamy.
We are talking about the offense of That School Up North’s football team. Juco All-American at Red Cup Rebellion was at last week’s Louisiana Tech’s game against Ole Miss. Rather than leaving at half-time, he stayed and started paying attention to the signs the offensive staff were holding up on the sidelines. Click to enlarge and see what he discovered.
We and a regional financial institution own a nice house and piece of land in rural Mississippi. It’s not all that big, but it’s Big enough for us.
Before we saw The Farm, we looked at several houses and pieces of property. One of the factors in the decision over which piece of land to buy that figured big in my mind was size. A piece of land would need to be Big enough to split three ways, with all three ending up with a sizable property. It would need to be Big enough to accommodate us all at the same time– and Big enough for privacy.
Farther Along Farm satisfies a lot of conditions.
This past week was the “Possible World Week” during which we (almost) all co-existed at Farther Along Farm. I think it went well. Rocky learned a lot. He can differentiate males from females and he has learned how important that bit of knowledge is to his maleness.
Mr. Big Food was getting restless near the end. He loves them all. He loves that they cook & bake. But he wanted his kitchen back. He loves them!
Dry run. Need more kitchens.
I neglected blogging while they were all here.
Mr. Kant arrives tomorrow.
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I have a “metaphysics” label. Should I have a “Kant” label? That just don’t seem right.
There will be a sewing post just as soon as I finish the sewing. The product will be a much better than the product would have been if I’d only followed the instructions.
Folks at the tailgate voted “Coosie’s Cowboy Up” chili #1! I attribute this to garden fresh tomatoes and peppers, a creative mix of spices, two cuts of freshly ground beef, and homemade chorizo.
Pepperoncinis & Hungarian peppers
Beef
A very large pot of steamy chili
Last year Mr. Big Food’s entry came in second. That just was not going to happen again.
In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved and were loved, and now we lie, In Flanders fields.
Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw The torch; be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields.
I won’t be talking much except when I give myself a timeout.
As I write it’s 9:19pm on Wednesday. (I scheduled this post.) We don’t expect them until 2:30am, or later. I hope she doesn’t speed. Not that it takes that long, but just I imagine a stop & rob stop with them in Southaven would be a delightful way to kill 30 minutes.
There will be a lot of laughing.
Lord, please remind C that the Waffle House in Batesville is nasty.
Meanwhile, I left a note saying the coffee would be ready at 6am and I’d see them in the morning.
Now I lay me down to sleep; I pray Thee, Lord, my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake. I pray Thee, Lord, my soul to take; And this I ask for Jesus’ sake. Amen.
*We passed by a very remarkable scene at the courthouse– which we have to pass by every time we head to town– about 9:30pm. I’ll talk about it soon.
I’m coming to understand that Daughter K has my gift of story-telling.
The Sheriff’s race was contested. Our neighbor is a guy we’ve gotten to know a bit, and who we like, and would probably trust. He served some time in Afghanistan. I think he was in the calvery. He lost his hearing and now has a horse. He’s our “neighbor” because we share a property line.
See how easy it is to write this shit?
But seriously, Our Neighbor is a deputy sherrif. We know him a little, and like him a lot. We share a property line. We were interested in his views on the sherrif’s race.
He gave them to me. I asked a few questions, he gave me answers; we discussed a few general matters, and I voted for a Democrat for Sherrif.
And then he ended up aploogizing. Turns out that since this is such a small county, and since the county seat is in such a small town, people gather at the county seat— actaully at the “tennis court” across the street from the courthouse– to see the election results come in.
He apologized that he hadn’t told us about this before.
AND THEN I turned left and saw the trucks and cars at The Courthouse.
Today was Election Day. The results were all but settled by the time we got back from picking Daughter K up at MEM, stopping for some Memphis bar-b-que at a Tops in Southaven, … and I’d tethered to my phone to connect to the World Wide Wed to see what was going on.*
Sample ballot scanned from the SAMPLE BALLOT printed in our local weekly newspaper
#31 EMINENT DOMAIN: I’m new here, but my sense is that the Nissan thing really got folks in a foul mood about the state appropriating private property. I’ve seen some quick thoughts by bloggers who have never been to the rural parts of a Southern State.For most, but not all, Mississippians, #31 has nothing to do with Kelo:
MISSISSIPPI MEASURE 31 PASSES: “Mississippi Measure 31 – the important eminent domain reform initiative has passed, probably by an overwhelming margin. Although the returns are not yet completely in, the ‘yes’ side has 74% of the vote with almost 65% of precincts reporting. I outlined the case for Measure 31 here. The overwhelming support for the measure is consistent with results in previous referenda on post–Kelo reform initiatives.”
(The link takes you to where I first see it.)
It has everything to do with the early efforts by Farm Bureau Insurance to make this an issue. Look at the wording. Very straightforward, I think. Answer: YES. I saw a late (last week) hit on it that was sponsored by some Jackson statist/corporate types. It was all about jobs and how many jobs were going to be lost if the government didn’t have eminent domain “in its tool box” anymore.
That was insulting. My guess is that a fair number of Mississippians (~74%) actually do have actual tool boxes, and they know that a lot of the stuff that’s in them is stuff used to build and maintain fences that delineate property lines.
#27 VOTER ID: The county-wide results will be interesting to look at. But overall, it’s no surprise. Assuming it’s not held up in court, next November, I will present my government issued License to Carry a Concealed Carry Weapon. It won’t be that big a deal, everybody’s got one.
#26 PERSONHOOD: Defeated. 58% AGAINST. And Lafayette Co.– home of Oxford and TSUP– has not yet reported. All of the is from Jackson’s Clarion-Ledger, which, as far as I can tell, is providing county-by-county- results for this initiative only.
I kid you not, when I saw the headline update at Hot Air, I gasped out loud so loud that Mr. Big Food woke up and asked what was wrong. It took me about 10 minutes to find and pull up all of the relevant sites, and retrieve my Mississippi county map, provided to me by the Mississippi Government. The end result is shocking. The county-by-county is predictable, except for a few like the county we live in, where there were a far greater percentage of NO votes than I would have predicted.
If you’d have asked me yesterday what I thought the margin was going to be on this, I’d have said, 65-35, or maybe 60-40, FOR.
Shocking. More thoughts/analyses and appeal to info from the census to come.
*We passed by a very remarkable scene at the courthouse– which we have to pass by every time we head to town– about 9:30pm. I’ll talk about it soon.
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