I’ll be along with something cheery and lighthearted shortly. Meanwhile, a (para-)phrase from crappy old SNL came to mind when I read this: Heather, you ignorant slut. On the other hand, the value and worth of my little home library of crappy old books is skyrocketing. More on this idiocy here.
but I’m deadly serious. Daughter C & The J-Man left 250 in the apartment, and at least 100 still in boxes in the workshop. So I’m pushing 4000. Preserving Western Culture One Crappy Old Book at a Time
Hair cut day! That pixy I got when my wrist was broken was growing out very weirdly. Got home, busied myself with reviewing fantasy and mythology encyclopedias– didn’t find anything useful. … Sat down to look at the world as it appears on the inter-net and I see that some folks are cancelling Thomas Jefferson.
11/27/2020: A repost from November 23, 2018 (with minor edits), which was a repost from 2011. Out of date with respect to the details but the history hasn’t changed. 11/23/2018: Technically, this is not a repost because the original was in Blogger format converted to WordPress and it looks just awful. So this is a
I did my usual stroll around the world wide web this morning and saw nothing of Columbus Day or Columbus himself. IMHO that’s too bad. Interestingly, my calendar tells me that Columbus Day “is not a nation-wide holiday,” though it is a Federal Holiday: Columbus Day is one of ten federal holidays recognized nationwide by the United States
“It’s out of control across the state because our governor won’t even tell everybody to wear masks. At least in Miami-Dade county, everyone must wear a mask when they’re outside,” she told CNN Saturday night. “This is an American tragedy.” Found on the world wide web of truly moronic things It is an American Tragedy when she
All of today’s reading are by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, author of the historically wildly inaccurate poem, “Paul Revere’s Ride.” But we won’t hold that against him. (Go to the link if you like American history. More fun stuff.) Daily Readings June 20 Hymn to the Night The Light of Stars Daybreak Seaweed The Village Blacksmith
I am not so sure I like this nook format but it seems to be my only option when I try to copy text. And nook was one of only two options for a digital copy of the book, which was published in 1956. Notice, too, that Barnes and freaking Noble– a book seller– doesn’t
So here I am minding my own business and having a nice little rant about The Pocket University Guide to Daily Reading and it inclusion of an Adiston poem, rather than a few lines of Cato, when Mr. Big Food comes into the Den and asks if I know what OANN or something is and
The military has intervened to maintain public order since the Whiskey Rebellion. This is not a political blog so I’ll be brief. The author of that tweet admonished folks to “read a book.” Well, sir, I have read that book; I’ve read about the Whiskey Rebellion in many books. The whole entire episode comes down
Memorial Day Reading Hales’ The Man Without A Country (1863) My first thought was that this was an odd choice for Memorial Day, even in 1917, 1922, and 1925 (when Pocket University Guide to Daily Reading was published). That infallible source has a decent plot summary. But what really gripped me– is that the right
Today on this day in 1864 President Lincoln apparently sent a telegram to the Missus which, in part, said, “Tell Tad the Goats are Well.” The readings are the telegram, and The Last Address in Public delivered on April 11, 1865. The telegram is out there. It’s a telegram. Skimmed through 294 pages of Lincoln’s
Mr. Big Food and I once– 2012– presented a paper at a small conference. We have recently revised that paper for a nonacademic audience. It’s supposed to come out later this year in a volume titled, Dissenting Philosophers. It’s a fun essay. I’ll let you know when it’s published. I am not kidding that the
Cruised from one end to the other today. Might as well have been a Friday afternoon in July. Walmart Jr. was all set up for social distancing but was basically empty. The fact that the pharmacy was completely closed inside was pretty stupid. I mean, if you’re in there already and need to pick up
So I signed up to take an online course from Hillsdale College. (I do this from time to time.) This is a special opportunistic course offering from Hillsdale, Constitution 101: The Meaning and History of the Constitution. More crappy old stuff. I was scrolling through the syllabus– standard stuff. A bit too much from that
Meanwhile… Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer issued an executive order that severely restricts travel between residences. She also basically forbade residents from travel to their own summer home. The new rules are the latest updates to the “stay-at-home” order and are among the most restrictive in the nation. Via PJMedia And… This is not all that
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