The fellow who does The Ace of Spades Headquarters Sunday Morning Book Thread is on holiday this week. Alas, that means I have no funny or whimsical book-related cartoons to swipe & repost this morning. And so… I offer you this. Originally posted here December, 2018. Enjoy! We live in an amazing time. On my
Page 11: “If you follow only one rule, let it be this one. Be yourself. The really strong boy-girl relationships are based on what people really are, not what they pretend to be.” Page 13: “If you’ve got a car, a scooter or a bike, play damsel in distress and ask his advise on some
Russell’s Warehouse Antiques & Estate Jewelry, Greenwood, Mississippi. That is a hand cut crystal punch bowl adorned with sterling silver sitting on a three piece mirror and sterling tray set. The the ladle is also sterling and crystal. You cannot tell me that the entire set up wouldn’t look simply beautiful on my dining room
The restaurant at the Alluvian, Giardina, is well known— and rightly so. Weather last evening was perfect so we wandered down to the Courtyard and looked at the menu online. Settled on three apps, a salad, and wine. Called it in and they did a right proper room service. Best First hotel room service we’ve
It began in the 1940s, when “schools unbolted the desks and kids were no longer facing the teacher.” Instead children were divided into small groups and instructed to complete worksheets independently with occasional input from teachers. “That was also when our verbal test scores went down and the relative ranking of our elementary schools declined
My favorite piece of music– of any kind– is Dvorák’s New World Symphony. So I was a delighted to discover this in my WPReader just now. The Internet lives up to its promise, sometimes. “Fleeing the congestion and mayhem of New York City in the early summer of 1893, Antonin Dvorák, along with his wife
Mr. and Mrs. Luis Avila grow fruit and vegetables and sell them at a roadside stand in Chimayo, New Mexico, thus eliminating the “middleman’s” margin. Farmers get only about 40 cents of the consumer’s food dollar. The Face of Rural America: The 1976 Yearbook of Agriculture [Link goes to Amazon. $19.99.] The book is loaded
We dined at the dining room table last evening. We took great care to be sure we did not get red wine or steak sauce on Gran’s old linen tablecloth. 🙂 I am not ashamed to mention also that we used the “fancy” napkins pulled from the paper towel roll. This weekend of grilling is
The theme is wheat and other grasses. Not quite Still Summer but, as is becoming undeniable given the later sunrises and earlier sunsets, no longer Summer. You may ask, and it’s a legitimate question, “Why? Why bother? It’s not like anyone is going to see it except you and Mr. Big Food.” Why not? What’s
Chivalry “In short, there is still life in the tradition which the Middle Ages inaugurated. But the maintenance of that life depends, in part, on knowing that the knightly character is art not nature—something that needs to be achieved, not something that can be relied upon to happen. And this knowledge is specially
Art, Function of “In the highest aesthetic circles one now hears nothing about the artist’s duty to us. It is all about our duty to him. He owes us nothing; we owe him “recognition,” even though he has never paid the slightest attention to our tastes, interests, or habits. If we don’t give it to
I spent the better part of an hour combing through H.L. Mencken’s crappy old book, The American Language: An Inquiry into the Development of English in the United States Fourth Edition AND both Supplements searching for an explanation for Z vs. S as in civilization vs. civilisation but could not really find it. Not saying
I guess I’m getting rather prudish in my old age because I don’t think these are funny at all. I find the ones with flowers particularly objectionable. You live a shitshow and have bitches for friends? What does this say about you? You are a miserable piece of shit living a shitshow life that your
Screen shots at Archive. Check out these few word from this crappy old book. There is a brook near every child’s home. Children play outside, near flowing water. Boxes are made of wood. Children remove nails from boxes of wood. It’s a wonder they survived, isn’t it? FYI. The previous tetanus vaccine, replaced in 1991,
Optimism “IN THESE DAYS we need optimism. Not the thoughtless variety that sets up the visionary in place of what should be the true vision. But the optimism that goes at the job, whatever it may be, in the conviction that it can be done well, that it can be made to contribute to the
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. A Grievance from The Declaration of Independence This is one of my favorite Grievances, in virtue of both the complaint itself– which over the course of 244 years shows no signs of
Young People “CAREFUL OBSERVATION of youth under all conditions does not make me feel that young men and women of this generation are any worse than those of other generations. Certainly we are living in a faster time, and many are making sad mistakes. But, as to drinking and the rest, I am quite convinced
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