You are here: Home / idiocy This is from a wee bit over two years ago. Mr. Big Food and I were chatting about this non-event just the other day on our way into Starkvegas. They ended up doing a lot of repair work to the levee but mostly everyone just forgot about it as other things captured a planet’s worth
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On the one hand, I feel for the guy. As you can see, this is a very low bridge– it’s a train track above a fairly busy street just beyond downtown in Starkvegas. On the other hand, …. Takes all kinds, or so I’m told.
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It’s time to do the Late Winter Ice Storm / Spring Tornado preps and I was reminded, as I drove past Lake Road on my way to Starkvegas today, of THE pressing issue in mid-January, 2020. I remembered that I liked my little rant. For the engineers out there, there’s basic math involved. (1cc H20
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I’ll be along with something cheery and lighthearted shortly. Meanwhile, a (para-)phrase from crappy old SNL came to mind when I read this: Heather, you ignorant slut. On the other hand, the value and worth of my little home library of crappy old books is skyrocketing. More on this idiocy here.
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I’m just going to put this out there. A. “His” = The Venerable Bede (672-735); “Before the Norman Conquest” = before 1066 B. 700 << 1550 Did you know? C. Not a single mention of The Venerable Bede’s Orthogaphy. Given what was going on at the time with alphabetical order and the monasteries’ libraries, you
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A new book with equity-based lessons for high school math teachers has become a bestseller. Some districts are looking at teaching math through a “social-justice lens,” writes Gewertz. “The Seattle school district developed a framework last year that weaves questions of power and oppression into math instruction, along with explorations of ethnic identity, but it
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You should see my desk right now! No you shouldn’t. I am ashamed to say that there are only 21 books on my desk. It’s a big desk.
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Sure. I clicked. What person with a healthy dollop of curiosity wouldn’t? (It’s the BBC!) I found the closing paragraph particularly insightful: “As consumers are required to wear face coverings in shops, on public transport and other public spaces, the lip segment has declined in share, driven largely by a decline in demand of lip
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Let’s be clear about something. A black actress played a black woman in a movie. More specifically, in 1939 a black actress played– and note that word, played, pretended to be– a character in a movie set during the Civil War. Presumably, she did this of her own volition. And was paid. After working as
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I really dropped the ball on this one. So not only am I pissed. I’m pissed at myself. Never a good combination.
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One of my inboxes is a true source of material. There’s an Alexander’s in Baton Rouge. Ralph’s? And did I ever use Waitr? Maybe. Who knows? But this is what spoke to me earlier this morning as I was tracking the storm. I do not think a grocery cart warrants portrait mode but I’m not
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As manufacturing and middle-management jobs have fled the state, notes new research from Chapman University’s Marshall Toplansky, the vast majority of all new jobs—some 80 percent—pay less than the median income, Via Instapundit.com I literally screamed out loud. Mr. Big Food: What? What’s wrong? I read it to him. He laughed. I don’t think it’s
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I took a break and stumbled across this under the sub-head: Ladies and Gentlemen, Our Betters I swear, at first I didn’t get it. Duh. Kyle Kulinski has no idea what an aerial view of farmland looks like. [Smiles. Shakes head. Returns to cleaning toilets and vacuuming up Missy fur.]
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… to the soldiers who stormed the beaches of Normandy during a campaign stop… No. It does not matter that I *know* what the author of that sentence *meant.* That someone can write that– let alone (presumably) re-read it– and not be aware that it is f*cked is almost beyond belief. But I live in
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