You are here: Home / idiocy This is from a wee bit over two years ago. Mr. Big Food and I were chatting about this non-event just the other day on our way into Starkvegas. They ended up doing a lot of repair work to the levee but mostly everyone just forgot about it as other things captured a planet’s worth
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On the one hand, I feel for the guy. As you can see, this is a very low bridge– it’s a train track above a fairly busy street just beyond downtown in Starkvegas. On the other hand, …. Takes all kinds, or so I’m told.
It’s time to do the Late Winter Ice Storm / Spring Tornado preps and I was reminded, as I drove past Lake Road on my way to Starkvegas today, of THE pressing issue in mid-January, 2020. I remembered that I liked my little rant. For the engineers out there, there’s basic math involved. (1cc H20
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I’ll be along with something cheery and lighthearted shortly. Meanwhile, a (para-)phrase from crappy old SNL came to mind when I read this: Heather, you ignorant slut. On the other hand, the value and worth of my little home library of crappy old books is skyrocketing. More on this idiocy here.
I’m just going to put this out there. A. “His” = The Venerable Bede (672-735); “Before the Norman Conquest” = before 1066 B. 700 << 1550 Did you know? C. Not a single mention of The Venerable Bede’s Orthogaphy. Given what was going on at the time with alphabetical order and the monasteries’ libraries, you
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A new book with equity-based lessons for high school math teachers has become a bestseller. Some districts are looking at teaching math through a “social-justice lens,” writes Gewertz. “The Seattle school district developed a framework last year that weaves questions of power and oppression into math instruction, along with explorations of ethnic identity, but it
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You should see my desk right now! No you shouldn’t. I am ashamed to say that there are only 21 books on my desk. It’s a big desk.
Sure. I clicked. What person with a healthy dollop of curiosity wouldn’t? (It’s the BBC!) I found the closing paragraph particularly insightful: “As consumers are required to wear face coverings in shops, on public transport and other public spaces, the lip segment has declined in share, driven largely by a decline in demand of lip
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Let’s be clear about something. A black actress played a black woman in a movie. More specifically, in 1939 a black actress played– and note that word, played, pretended to be– a character in a movie set during the Civil War. Presumably, she did this of her own volition. And was paid. After working as
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I really dropped the ball on this one. So not only am I pissed. I’m pissed at myself. Never a good combination.
One of my inboxes is a true source of material. There’s an Alexander’s in Baton Rouge. Ralph’s? And did I ever use Waitr? Maybe. Who knows? But this is what spoke to me earlier this morning as I was tracking the storm. I do not think a grocery cart warrants portrait mode but I’m not
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As manufacturing and middle-management jobs have fled the state, notes new research from Chapman University’s Marshall Toplansky, the vast majority of all new jobs—some 80 percent—pay less than the median income, Via Instapundit.com I literally screamed out loud. Mr. Big Food: What? What’s wrong? I read it to him. He laughed. I don’t think it’s
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I took a break and stumbled across this under the sub-head: Ladies and Gentlemen, Our Betters I swear, at first I didn’t get it. Duh. Kyle Kulinski has no idea what an aerial view of farmland looks like. [Smiles. Shakes head. Returns to cleaning toilets and vacuuming up Missy fur.]
… to the soldiers who stormed the beaches of Normandy during a campaign stop… No. It does not matter that I *know* what the author of that sentence *meant.* That someone can write that– let alone (presumably) re-read it– and not be aware that it is f*cked is almost beyond belief. But I live in
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