You are here: Home / manners From February 2019. This month’s Crappy Old Book of the Month was Miss Manners’® Guide to Rearing Perfect Children: A Primer for Everyone Worried about the Future of Civilization (Judith Martin, Atheneum, New York 1984). Unfortunately, this month slipped away from me and I only posted two measly posts about this delightful– and truly funny–book.
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I was apparently looking at Judith Martin, Miss Manners’ Guide to Rearing Perfect Children: A Primer for Everyone Worried about the Future of Civilization, Atheneum, New York, 1984 four years ago. It’s a pretty funny book. It features the shenanigans of two families, the Right family and the Awful family. From February 2019– Dear Miss Manners: “My
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From February 2019. I laughed. Dear Miss Manners: “All of my friends are going away for the holidays. I won’t have anyone to play with or invite over. This happens every time we have a vacation, and lots of times on weekends. Everybody goes to visit his father in nice places, and I have to
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If your plans include a Garden Party, you’ll need to get up to speed on the proper invitation. We do not have a tennis court here on the Farm.
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A great many people have the mistaken impression that an introduction is meant solely to make two people known to each other for the short time that they are in company together. The correct introduction helps to create friendship—the kind of friendship that lasts. It is not enough to exchange names. It is not enough
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THE MOST USUAL METHOD “Perhaps the best way to announce an engagement is for the young lady and her mother to send small engraved cards to their circle of friends and relatives, making the announcement in a simple statement, and mentioning an afternoon when they will be “at home” to visitors. The young man may
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November 2. Started this, and several other posts, within the last week or two. Figured I might as well finish them up while I wait for Mississippi State to start getting beat, again. What I’m going to take issue with is “enjoy.” I don’t think they really enjoy it at all. I have little experience
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This month’s Crappy Old Book of the Month was Miss Manners’® Guide to Rearing Perfect Children: A Primer for Everyone Worried about the Future of Civilization (Judith Martin, Atheneum, New York 1984). Unfortunately, this month slipped away from me and I only posted two measly posts about this delightful– and truly funny–book. I am a
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Dear Miss Manners: “My children are always saying such dreadful things to each other– derogatory personal remarks that I consider downright rude. They, and sometimes my wife, call them “just teasing.” What would you consider the polite side of teasing, and where, even in a family is it just nastiness? Gentle Reader: “Insulting is such
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Dear Miss Manners: “All of my friends are going away for the holidays. I won’t have anyone to play with or invite over. This happens every time we have a vacation, and lots of times on weekends. Everybody goes to visit his father in nice places, and I have to stay home because my parents
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In writing or speaking, give to every person his due title, according to his degree and the custom of the place. George Washington’s “Rules of Behavior” as found in Stepping Stones to Literature: A Reader for Seventh Grades (1898).
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Be not angry at table, whatever happens; and if you have reason to be so, show it not; put on a cheerful countenance, especially if there be strangers, for good humor makes one dish of meat a feast. George Washington’s “Rules of Behavior” as found in Stepping Stones to Literature: A reader for Seventh Grades
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Make no show of taking great delight in your victuals; feed not with greediness; lean not on the table; neither find fault with what you eat. George Washington’s “Rules of Behavior” as found in Stepping Stones to Literature: A Reader for the Seventh Grades (1898).
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Read no letters, books, or papers in company; but when there is a necessity for doing it, you must ask leave. Come not near the books or writings of any one so as to read them, unless desired, nor give your opinion of them unasked; also, look not nigh when another is writing a letter.
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When giving a private ball in one’s house, one must provide an awning and a red carpet from one’s front door to the street. That would be one long awning here on the Farm! There is no known correct way to eat pistachio nuts. If you habitually travel with a valet or maid, it is
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The general manager of Apex Aircraft Company says to his secretary, “Miss Smith, get me the estimate from Wilson Brothers on that motion picture we’re considering for our sales training classes. I need it for a board meeting this morning. Miss Smith replies, “I’ll get you your damned estimate when you learn a little common
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Common sense and consideration should be the basis of etiquette and good manners. –John Quincy Adams As found in the crappy somewhat old book, Crane’s Blue Book of Stationary: The Styles and Etiquette of Letters, Notes, and Invitations (1989)
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“”Ruff?” “Of course! What’s up?” “Well, Marica, you must know that My Dear Friend and I think you are among the most remarkable humans who ever existed on the planet.” “RUFF!!” “Ummm. Missy. Rocky. Stop trying to butter me up. What’s up?” “We were wondering about the disposition of that feline.” “ruff.” “Oh. I see.
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Good Morning! It irritates me to no end when the first thing I see as I begin my stroll across the world-wide web in the morn is this gender identity s&^% as it pertains to water closets. For the record, here is how we do things at the Farm and how Farm guests conduct themselves.
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We have covered this ground already but apparently Mr. Guy Martin of Garden & Gun did not take the lesson to heart. “Must you say goodbye?” is the first reader question Mr. Martin addresses in the most recent “Ask G&G”– filed under, of all headings considering his answer, “Talk of the South.” I’m not able to find
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