As we approach the publication (finally, I hope) of Miss Missy’s School Book I: A Pack of Farm Dogs Starts a School, I thought it might be fun review how this project got started. I’d need to do more research than I have time for right now, but below is one of the earlier conversations
The crowd at the conference didn’t include a lot of parents, but it did have many friends. I gave a brief (10 minute) presentation introducing Miss Missy’s School: Book I A Pack of Farm Dogs Starts a School, as both a story and a book concept. Knowing the group as I do, I know they’ll
As part of the marketing strategy for my new book, Miss Missy’s School: A Pack of Farm Dogs Starts a School, I’d like to introduce– or in some cases, reacquaint– you to Missy and Rocky. I’ll be posting several short short stories about them, and a character called ‘Marica,’ outside the context of the book.
but I thought since you’re coming along with me on my little self-publishing adventure, you’d get a kick out of this. Let’s hone in on this, and do a spot of research. Find out which best-selling authors you write like Now, taken at face value, this could be rephrased as, “Of whose work is yours
For your amusement, a few (draft) lines of a scene from Miss Missy’s School Days Book II of the Miss Missy’s School series I know. You’re wondering how in the world Lawyer wound up at the Farm, aren’t you? Well, I guess you’ll just have to wait for Book II! Miss Missy’s School DaysPublished through
What a predicament. I need about 500 words or so about the Phoenicians. It starts with “The Phoenicians were an ancient people” and needs to end with the alphabet. How hard could that be? Two days of virtually nothing hard, that’s how hard. Part of the issue is that– and I’m not making this up–
This was yesterday, before we got an inch of rain that cooled things down. That’s a real LOL statement right there. This minute I’m having a dilemma. I have not had my sufficiency and fanciful of coffee yet. But the thought of hot liquids is not appealing. Time to switch to iced coffee. The book
Well, good morning to all of you! I’d thought I’d take a minute and bring you up to speed on the book– mine, not Missy’s, though she tells me her new book is coming along nicely. Mr. Big Food and I were talking about her new work just yesterday. He was very interested. He especially
Art work by Daughter C “Hey, Missy? Do you have a minute?” Marica asked. “Sure, Marica. What can I help you with?” Missy looked up from an enormous pile of open books on her desk. “How’s your book doing?” “Well,” said Missy, “I’ve still quite a number of researches to do, especially with regard to
Good day of research. Learned some stuff about armadillos. Occurs to me that an armadillos’ shells are probably not hard at birth (that would hurt), and so harden over the course of the two month suckling phase of growth. More research is in order. This is an instant classic line from Manny, the little armadillo
Good morning! Sorry for the absence. I have entered research mode. I will be doing background reading and taking notes to prepare to write Miss Missy’s School Days. The book on the left if Tom Brown’s School Days by An Old Boy (Thomas Hughes, 1857). Hughes (1822-1896) was educated at Rugby. The headmaster at the
I spent the day learning how to write synopses. Note. The main character and the protagonist do not have to be the same character. Good to know. I may need to get some crappy old books out and explore this.
I have abandoned the idea of self-publishing Miss Missy’s School. Reasons. Considerations. Preferences. Reviews of really poor quality Amazon KDP physical paperbacks. This a a cropped image of Daughter C’s conception of the opening scene. That’s what ferociously howling wind looks like. It deserves better than poor paper quality. So does Bebe. Carry on!
Also did this over the weekend in between video taping the Italian post-doc and Mr. Big Food’s 3-minute 200mb poster blurb which had to be whittled down to 44mb. A slide rule is a handheld mechanical devise used to make mathematical calculations. The modern version was invented in 1859, but older versions were around in
Last evening we watched The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance. The Italian post-doc leaves in just one month and this film was on the must watch list. I laughed when I received an email from Mr. Big Food with the subject line: reading before we watch “The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance” From time to
I am not kidding, I have tears in my eyes. This is such a beautiful study. And they just don’t do it this way anymore which is a real shame. Yeah, yeah. It has confounds galore and probably no power but so what? Think of what’s to come.
I could not in good conscience let this go without note, though it is embarrassing. Yesterday I was searching Archive to see what Gall & Crew books it had and in the small collection of thumbnails I saw this book cover. Holy *^#t! I have this book! Not only do I have this book, I
An actual semi-formatted page. Thoughts? I’m guessing after it sells one million copies and the plush animal sales take off I’ll be able to hire someone to do the formatting professionally. Meanwhile… . I went with 5.5″ x 8.5″ trim size + the extra for bleed which puts the page at 5.625″ x 8.75″ or
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