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It is not intended…
It is not intended that this book be a substitute for nor a condensation of a textbook. … [T]his book’s purpose is to teach the high school student in Physics how to solve problems: the kind that are encountered in real life as well as on examinations. Graphic Problems in Physics (with Answers), James E. Frazer,
How do you fail second grade?
On the minuscule chance that the second grader about whom I am talking is your daughter, please believe me, I am trying to figure out why a little girl as energetic and curious and verbose as your daughter could possibly fail second grade. What does it take to fail second grade? Memory fades but I want
Random Expertise Physics Edition
“There is not the slightest indication that energy will ever be obtainable. It would mean that the atom would have to be shattered at will.” Albert Einstein pronouncing on nuclear energy, 1932. The Experts Speak: The Definitive Compendium of Authoritative Misinformation (1998)